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The Moka Pot: A History from Laundry Machines to Steam Engines
In a shocking twist that will change exactly zero lives but might mildly impress your in-laws, we’re pleased to report that the Moka Pot is back. Yes, that stovetop coffee contraption your European cousin swears by—and insists is the only real way to make coffee—is enjoying something of a relaunch. And while that might sound…
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Was Che Guevara a Doctor? Yes, and That’s Not Even the Most Surprising Part
In today’s breaking news from the Department of Things You Didn’t Think Were True but Apparently Are, we now turn our attention away from juice box recalls and bake sale drama to the pressing historical question every parent was definitely asking themselves between school drop-offs and wondering why toddler socks disappear at an alarming rate:…
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Tomatoes vs. Tomatillos
Let’s settle this once and for all: tomatoes and tomatillos are not the same thing. Not even close. They may both be round. They may both go in salsa. But that’s about where the family resemblance ends. Trying to substitute one for the other is like sending your child to school in swimwear because it…
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Antoine’s: The Longest Restaurant Wine Cellar in America
In today’s thrilling update from the world of “things you never thought you’d care about but now inexplicably do,” we bring you breaking news from New Orleans: Antoine’s Restaurant, the stalwart of Southern dining and silverware polishing, has officially been declared the proud owner of the largest wine cellar in the city. Possibly the world.…
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Chinese Manufacturers Are Spilling the Tea on Luxury As Revenge on Trump’s Tariffs
In an age where “luxury” is as much about prestige as it is about the price tag, Chinese manufacturers are throwing a wrench into the finely oiled machine of global brand mystique. Yes, you heard it right—the factories behind your favorite luxury brands are now spilling the tea, and the revelations are as eye-opening as…
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Waiting on Kohl’s Amazon Returns Line is Hell
Do you hate waiting on the Kohl’s Amazon Return line as much as me?
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Edible Arrangements has Awesome Delivery
Finding a unique angle for a review can be a bit of a struggle sometimes—especially when the product is something as universally loved as Edible Arrangements. I mean, let’s not kid ourselves: chocolate-covered strawberries taste amazing. It’s basically a scientific fact. Who doesn’t love chocolate-covered strawberries? Well, maybe people with allergies, but they’re the exception.…
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Artist Draws Disney Princesses as Plus Sized Women
Disney Princesses Finally Look Like Someone You’ve Actually Met There’s always been something mildly infuriating about Disney Princesses. You know what I mean—flawless skin, perfect hair, and waistlines that strongly suggest someone surgically removed a rib or two. The whole thing always felt like an absurdly idealized parody of womanhood. Like, yes, sure, she sings…
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I Hate The Robot in Supermarkets
I’m not sure if I’m in only one who feels this way, but I absolutely hate the robots in the supermarket. I’d like it clear that I am very pro-robot. I have a Roomba, and I love it. I love any inanimate device that will do the annoying jobs for me. What I hate about…
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Greeting Cards Are Too Expensive
Well, let me tell ya, folks, greeting cards, they’re like the bougie clowns of the paper world, and don’t even get me started on their absurd price tags. It’s like they’re trying to make us all bankrupt one heartfelt message at a time! So, today, I’m on a quest to buy a card for my…
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