Author: Lucas Anderson
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The Moka Pot: A History from Laundry Machines to Steam Engines
In a shocking twist that will change exactly zero lives but might mildly impress your in-laws, we’re pleased to report that the Moka Pot is back. Yes, that stovetop coffee contraption your European cousin swears by—and insists is the only real way to make coffee—is enjoying something of a relaunch. And while that might sound…
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Antoine’s: The Longest Restaurant Wine Cellar in America
In today’s thrilling update from the world of “things you never thought you’d care about but now inexplicably do,” we bring you breaking news from New Orleans: Antoine’s Restaurant, the stalwart of Southern dining and silverware polishing, has officially been declared the proud owner of the largest wine cellar in the city. Possibly the world.…
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Somebody Wrote a Worship Song About Donald Trump
In the realm of modern music, we often find ourselves humming along to tunes that speak to our hearts. But sometimes, a song comes along that doesn’t just strike a chord but shatters the entire guitar. Enter Natasha Owens’ latest masterpiece, “The Chosen One,” a ballad dedicated to none other than the enigmatic figure of…
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Reddit is Searching for The Mysterious Song
In 1984, a German teenager did something quite mundane for the time—recorded a song off the radio onto a cassette tape. Fast forward a few decades, and this simple action would spark a mystery that has captivated the internet. The song, known only as “The Mysterious Song,” has intrigued and perplexed music enthusiasts around the…
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The Mini Cooper Turn Signal is The Stupidest Turn Signals Ever
Congratulations, Mini, You Made The Stupidest Turn Signals Ever Oh, Mini Cooper, you’ve always been the quirky cousin in the automotive family, but your latest design choice has left us scratching our heads. It seems the turn signals on the Mini Cooper have taken a creative detour, and not in a good way. The Union…
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Did you Know There’s a Black Happy Birthday Song?
Did you know there’s a new black happy birthday? Alright, strap in, because the birthday game has been forever changed, and it seems like I missed the memo. And guess what? So did just about everyone else. Apparently, someone (and we’re still scratching our heads trying to figure out who) decided to turn the classic…
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Barilla Pasta Released A Spotify Playlist for Cooking Pasta
Step into the culinary world of Barilla, where every noodle dance is a symphony, and every pasta pot is a stage. Imagine this: you, in your kitchen, pasta bubbling away, and the soulful beats of Mixtape Spaghetti setting the tempo. It’s not just cooking; it’s a performance, and Barilla has orchestrated a Spotify campaign that…
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Trump Vs The Illuminati: Yes, It’s Real
Buckle up, movie enthusiasts, because “Trump Vs The Illuminati” takes you on a wild intergalactic ride that’s as unpredictable as a cosmic rollercoaster. Directed by BC Fourteen, this animated CGI spectacle thrusts you into a dystopian future where a Chinese clone of the 45th U.S. president, Donald J. Trump, embarks on a space-bound adventure to…
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Can You Live with Half a Brain?
In the vast symphony of the human brain, where neurons dance like maestros orchestrating a complex melody, there exists a remarkable phenomenon – living with only half the ensemble. Imagine a brain, not as a unified orchestra, but a soloist, half its composition mysteriously absent. Intrigued? Let’s dive into the captivating world of individuals who,…
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The Etymology of the Word Yankees from the New York Yankees
In the illustrious tapestry of New York’s history, the etymology of the term “Yankees” unfolds as a linguistic saga, weaving together Dutch roots and colonial dynamics. But is it true that “Yankee” has a Dutch genesis, specifically tied to the names Jan and Kees? As the English seized control of the Dutch establishment in New…