Author: Lucas Anderson
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Somebody Wrote a Worship Song About Donald Trump
In the realm of modern music, we often find ourselves humming along to tunes that speak to our hearts. But sometimes, a song comes along that doesn’t just strike a chord but shatters the entire guitar. Enter Natasha Owens’ latest masterpiece, “The Chosen One,” a ballad dedicated to none other than the enigmatic figure of…
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The Mini Cooper Turn Signal is The Stupidest Turn Signals Ever
Congratulations, Mini, You Made The Stupidest Turn Signals Ever Oh, Mini Cooper, you’ve always been the quirky cousin in the automotive family, but your latest design choice has left us scratching our heads. It seems the turn signals on the Mini Cooper have taken a creative detour, and not in a good way. The Union…
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Did you Know There’s a Black Happy Birthday Song?
Did you know there’s a new black happy birthday? Alright, strap in, because the birthday game has been forever changed, and it seems like I missed the memo. And guess what? So did just about everyone else. Apparently, someone (and we’re still scratching our heads trying to figure out who) decided to turn the classic…
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Barilla Pasta Released A Spotify Playlist for Cooking Pasta
Step into the culinary world of Barilla, where every noodle dance is a symphony, and every pasta pot is a stage. Imagine this: you, in your kitchen, pasta bubbling away, and the soulful beats of Mixtape Spaghetti setting the tempo. It’s not just cooking; it’s a performance, and Barilla has orchestrated a Spotify campaign that…
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Trump Vs The Illuminati: Yes, It’s Real
Buckle up, movie enthusiasts, because “Trump Vs The Illuminati” takes you on a wild intergalactic ride that’s as unpredictable as a cosmic rollercoaster. Directed by BC Fourteen, this animated CGI spectacle thrusts you into a dystopian future where a Chinese clone of the 45th U.S. president, Donald J. Trump, embarks on a space-bound adventure to…
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Can You Live with Half a Brain?
In the vast symphony of the human brain, where neurons dance like maestros orchestrating a complex melody, there exists a remarkable phenomenon – living with only half the ensemble. Imagine a brain, not as a unified orchestra, but a soloist, half its composition mysteriously absent. Intrigued? Let’s dive into the captivating world of individuals who,…
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The Etymology of the Word Yankees from the New York Yankees
In the illustrious tapestry of New York’s history, the etymology of the term “Yankees” unfolds as a linguistic saga, weaving together Dutch roots and colonial dynamics. But is it true that “Yankee” has a Dutch genesis, specifically tied to the names Jan and Kees? As the English seized control of the Dutch establishment in New…
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Capybara is Fish According to the Catholic Church
Let’s dive into the fascinating tale of the capybara, the world’s largest rodent that was once classified as a fish by none other than the Catholic Church in the 1500s. Why, you ask? So its delectable meat could be savored on Fridays during Lent, of all things. But in case you’re scratching your head, the…
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Is there a University of American Samoa law school?
Ah, my fellow aficionados of the captivating TV masterpiece, Breaking Bad, undoubtedly share a chuckle at the mention of the University of American Samoa. This obscure institution, shrouded in the mystique of Saul Goodman’s dubious academic credentials, beckons us to explore its existence beyond the confines of the fictional universe. Venture into the vast…