Category: Strange News
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Somebody Wrote a Worship Song About Donald Trump
In the realm of modern music, we often find ourselves humming along to tunes that speak to our hearts. But sometimes, a song comes along that doesn’t just strike a chord but shatters the entire guitar. Enter Natasha Owens’ latest masterpiece, “The Chosen One,” a ballad dedicated to none other than the enigmatic figure of…
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Why is San Francisco So Gay?
Ah, San Francisco—the city that not only rolls out the fog but also the rainbow carpet. It’s a place where the Golden Gate Bridge gleams as brightly as the city’s reputation for being the gayest city in America. But why San Francisco? What makes this foggy metropolis the epitome of fabulous? Let’s embark on a…
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Australia’s Imported Camels
@distant.elephant Australia’s huge camel problem ♬ original sound – distant elephant Once upon a time, in the dusty expanses of the Australian Outback, a grand plan was hatched by the British Empire. In the 1840s, faced with the vast, parched interior of this new continent, they decided to import between 10,000 and 20,000 camels to…
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Ball Mason Jars Aren’t Made by Ball
Step into the magical realm of canning and preserving, where the mere whisper of Ball Mason jars transports you to cozy kitchens and recipes handed down through the ages. But here’s the twist—those iconic jars with the whimsical “Ball” logo? They still proudly wear that badge, defying the odds and standing as a testament to…
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The Tokyo Flight to Write a Book
The $4,000 Manuscript Odyssey In the sprawling landscape of eccentric authorial endeavors, one name stands out—Peter Shankman. When confronted with the Herculean task of completing a book manuscript within a mere two weeks, he eschewed the conventional writer’s retreat for a more audacious plan. Rather than sequestering himself in a quiet cabin, he opted for…
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The Mini Cooper Turn Signal is The Stupidest Turn Signals Ever
Congratulations, Mini, You Made The Stupidest Turn Signals Ever Oh, Mini Cooper, you’ve always been the quirky cousin in the automotive family, but your latest design choice has left us scratching our heads. It seems the turn signals on the Mini Cooper have taken a creative detour, and not in a good way. The Union…
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Did you Know There’s a Black Happy Birthday Song?
Did you know there’s a new black happy birthday? Alright, strap in, because the birthday game has been forever changed, and it seems like I missed the memo. And guess what? So did just about everyone else. Apparently, someone (and we’re still scratching our heads trying to figure out who) decided to turn the classic…
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People from Massachusetts are called Massachusettsan
In the intricate tapestry of regional identity, the term “Massachusettsan” has long held a place of formality, representing the inhabitants of the Bay State with a certain official flair. For those curious about the nuances of this designation, the U.S. Government Publishing Office’s Style Manual provides a comprehensive guide, offering a glimpse into the linguistic…
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Why is the Vessel Closed? Too Many Suicides
Greetings, urban explorers and architecture enthusiasts! Today, let’s navigate the intricate narrative of Hudson Yards and its focal point—the Vessel. What began as a symbol of architectural ambition has taken an unforeseen turn, posing the poignant question: “Why is the Vessel closed?”. Unfortunately, the answer is, “Too many suicides.” In the not-so-distant past, the Far…
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What’s the Difference Between Sweden and Switzerland?
It’s a tale as old as time – or at least as old as Ikea furniture instructions. People from every nook and cranny of the globe are in a perpetual state of befuddlement when it comes to distinguishing between the charming lands of Sweden and Switzerland. It’s like trying to differentiate a croissant from a…